Chicagoxsantana #August2022 page #21 DMV Stand Up – We Winning… XXL Issa Takeover Magazine

#DMVillains If the words (metaphors on steroids) were a person @ChicagoxSantana would be it #nobap. Since 2015, when my son began his rap career, I’ve always wanted to see the talented Kings & Queens from our city, link with A-list celebrities from outta town & Chicago Santana accomplished that X 2; when he did a collab with #GucciMane & the late #YoungDolph (RIP) & that’s fah sho fah sho major asf ✅. It goes; without saying, that he’s good at what he does & you can find his masterpieces streaming on all platforms, but we wanted to give you guys a head start, so we’ve taken the time to extract sum for your enjoyment 🎶🎵🎼

He is featured/showcased on page #21 of our #August2022 print. We coined him #TheTrapKing (pseudonym).

#MagazineWriteup: #TheTrapKing

Popular Releases: Trapped Out Ft. Gucci Mane & Young Dolph, We Movinn Ft Young Dolph & I Might

My vision: “To excel in all aspects of the business 🅿️eriod” 🎯

Inspiration artists: “As far as music, I like a lot of older music; Boosie, Webbie, Gucci Mane, Yo Gotti, B.G., C-Murder & those type of sounds. But, I’m inspired by the business side of the industry, so I look up to people like BIRDMAN, P DIDDY, MASTER P & JAY Z (moguls)

Where I wanna be in 10 years? “In 10 years, I wanna be in other aspects of the business, like acting, production, dance and/or reality T.V.”

Chicago Santana had been on the wrong side of the law for a few years, but he was eventually able to prove his innocence. Now that he is free, he is able to continue doing what he loves, which is making music. Santana was charged with a crime he did not commit. He had taken his freedom for granted before & is now struggling to get it back..

When asked about his future plans, Chicago has some advice for the public, “There’s no one formula for becoming a big deal in the music industry. However, there are a few things that can help you achieve success.” Then added, “First, you need to be willing to work hard. This means putting in the time to perfect your craft & hone your skills. Secondly, you need to have some money saved up, so you can invest in your music career. Finally, it takes amazing skills & talent to make it big in the music industry. If you have these three things, then you’re on your way to becoming a big deal in the music industry”.

Then he got up & cheered, “I’m willing to do it all over. I’m meant to be big!” Then added, “I want to be a big deal in the music industry again. It’s not easy, but it’s possible with hard work, money & amazing skills.”

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Sarahbaurle_ #August2022 page #29 DMV Stand Up – We Winning… XXL Issa Takeover Magazine

#DMVillains I don’t know about yall, but dancing is most certainly my forte & when we scouted for & found this young lady: @sarahbaurle_, we only had the pleasure of seeing her at work in sneakers. But, honey chile let me tell you! She is skillful & even in heels, I was like “Go Sarah, Go Sarah” ✅. She is featured/showcased on page #29 of our #August2022 print. We coined her #TheMedusa (pseudonym).

Don’t be shy, we’re all one big collected family 😍. Head on over to her page & show her some love. She has an abundance of magnificent dance videos on her page & we’ve taken the time to extract sum for your enjoyment 👯💃 👯‍♀

#MagazineWriteup: #TheMedusa

Popular Releases: (BIA BIA concept video, choreographedby Rumer Noel). All of my pinned & Los Angeles reels

My vision: Dance your sorrows away

Inspiration artists: Dexter Carr

Where I wanna be in 10 years?

“I want to be on tour & be a choreographer for artists; specifically for live performances & music videos.

Women have long been relegated to the sidelines in the world of professional dance. Only a small percentage of dancers are female & those who do make a living dancing, are rarely taken seriously. It’s a vicious cycle, that has left women far behind in the field of their choice. But that’s changing.” Sarah exclaimed with a fire in her eyes.

Then continued, “Dance is an art form that requires a unique combination of physical strength, agility & flexibility. It requires years of training, practice & dedication; to develop the skills needed to perform in front of an audience. Over the years, many women have pursued careers in dance, but often face gender-based discrimination & a lack of gender parity in the industry. Women have been barred from roles such as leading roles & have had opportunities to perform reduced when compared to their male counterparts, despite being better dancers.”

Women have always danced, but until recently, they have rarely been recognized for their talent. Today, however, women are making their mark on the professional world of dance. Some, like Sarah Nicole, have made a name for themselves with sheer resilience and skills as others, such as Kaitlin Haught, have proved that the world of ballet is not limited to men. The women of today are redefining what it means to be a dancer & their influence is already being felt across the industry.

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Voiceofdarecap #August2022 page #18 DMV Stand Up – We Winning… XXL Issa Takeover Magazine

#DMVillains On my Mama Imma need yall to stay cash app or Zelle ready, errytime @voiceofdarecap touch down at any shows lol 😂 cause he has absolutely NO CHILL 😩 & we gotta take his phone 🎯. His darn voice overs take me tf out 🤪. He is featured/showcased on page #18 of our #August2022 print. We coined him #TheOrigninalSimpson (pseudonym).

From the freekin top to the bottom of his page, he has the most hysterical videos & we’ve taken the time to extract sum for your enjoyment 💃🗣🙄

#MagazineWriteup: #TheOrigninalSimpson

Popular Releases: Clap recaps on social media & the clap recap versus party

My vision: I’m always willing to be different, so I came home from prison, after doing an 8 year term & I seen how the ladies was dancing & dressing in the gogo/clubs. So, I did a voice over to a few chicks dancing & it was different funny & brilliant. Now, the entire DMV love my voice overs

Inspiration artists: Dave Chapelle, Wild n Out, Bid TV,Aye Pap, K Grammi, Davy Ruffin, Fat Marco, Kray, & Ookie

Where I wanna be in 10 years?

”I wanna own a club & start touring worldwide, doing stand up & attending all the lit clubs doing recaps, hosting & build my brand”

Personalized comedy is an important element of modern comedy. It’s one of the main ways that stand-up comedy has evolved in the past decade. It’s also something that many comedians are passionate about. Maldabidd exclaimed.

“First of all, it allows audiences to connect with a comedian on a more personal level. This can make them feel more comfortable & less inhibited when they’re in the room with the performer. It can also help build trust between the audience & the entertainer, which creates a more enjoyable environment overall.” He cheered. “The end result is that it makes for a better comprehensive show for everyone involved, which is why it’s such an important part of modern comedy.”

Maldabidd has been in the comedy scene for a while now & is aware of the many tricks & ideas that makes him stand out from the crowd. His work showcases his desire to convey his personal ideas to the public; for amusement, but of course it leaves lots of room for conflict & misunderstandings as well. Maldabidd doesnt seem to be phased by the negative responses though & we are sure he’s on his way to the stars!

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_bruthaluv #August2022 page #14 DMV Stand Up – We Winning… XXL Issa Takeover Magazine

#DMVillains If you ever wanna see a #DMV version of #PuffDaddy #Diddy just tap into @_bruthaluv lol 😂 lls 🤣. When I tell you my mans and nem got the whole dance moves down pat; you’d have to see it for yourselves, to believe it… He don’t miss trust me ✅ He is featured/showcased on page #14 of our #August2022 print. We coined him #TheBigBrother (pseudonym).

Look at it this way, he’s so freekin g👀d at his craft, that he has #TheShadeRoom & A-list celebrities re-posting his work & that’s #epic asf 🎯. He has a whole array of hilarious clips on his page & we’ve taken the time to extract sum for your enjoyment 📽️📻📹📸

#MagazineWriteup: #TheBigBrother

Popular Releases: Jan 8, 2022 article in New York Weekly

My vision: Explore!

Inspiration artists: Bernie Mac, SNL & WILD n’ OUT

Where I wanna be in 10 years?

“An established actor, and Prayerfully on either SNL or WILD n’ OUT ”

My name is Kurtland Elliott II, born September 22,1996 in Washington DC, but relocated to Gaithersburg, Maryland at age 9; where I reside now. Comedy & acting came to me at a young age. I always had the capability of making my family & friends laugh, which also got me into a little trouble, because teachers were constantly calling the house. Middle school was my introduction to acting. There, I did my first play “Cinderella”, where I played her dad & in HS I did theatre class for 2 years. But, sadly I drifted away, because I was going in the direction I thought my parents wanted, instead of going for my dreams. But, in 2018 I would make my return to acting/comedy, with skits. I began to do it as a positive outlet, because both parents began to get sick; they’re better now & I finally found the time to tap into my passion. I knew I had something special, when I got posted on dmvhoodzandnewz, shaderoom, mocoshow, dmvdaily, worldstar & my TikTok is sitting at 13K followers.

I’ve also gained the traction of celebrities such as Brandy, Ceelo Green, Clinton Portis, Kel Mitchell, Tyrik from Power & more

My advice for anyone out there would be this “ If you have any dreams or passions, go for it, do not do what others want you to do or you may think you have to, in order to please them. Just go for it! There will be times you struggle & times you get high Praises. Stay humble to both & always keep God in your life as well.”

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In_loso_wetrust #August2022 page #10 DMV Stand Up – We Winning… XXL Issa Takeover Magazine

#DMVillains Imma need yall to do me a huge favor & go take the darn phone away from @in_loso_wetrust lol 😂 lls🤣. For whatever reason, my graphic designer & creative writing specialist didn’t shoot me a fair one & space these freekin #comedians out 😩. Before you know it, I’ll be laid up inna hospital & not from #monkeypox either smh 🤦🏽‍♀️. All this laughter is giving me #dainbramage (no typo).

He’s featured/showcased on page #10 of our #August2022 print. We coined him #TheCrowdPleaser (pseudonym).

Doing the website & social media portions of our brand, for each talent, gives cause for us to take a deep dive into everyones’ IG reels & whilst doing so Lo$o, we learned which gas stations to avoid 😁, we watched his experience with the folk over at #LastStop; amongst other things. But, nuttin can compare to his song for our good good man #LilDoDat on my Mama Lo$o has no chill 🤪

#MagazineWriteup: #TheCrowdPleaser

Popular Releases: “I’m known for my street comedy & my famous Vine video, that went viral “Scotty 2 Hottie”(1.9 billion views). Missy Elliot & several other celebrities followed me & they occasionally repost a lot of my videos.”

My vision: I’m in my lane, fuck a competition; that’s for the people that’s wild & LAME

Inspiration artists: R.I.P. to the 🐐 Bernie Mac & 2 goats from the DMV: Martin Lawrence & Dave Chapelle

Where I wanna be in 10 years?

“High ends, high spending. We are just trying to end life on a high note.”

Humor is a tricky subject to tackle. So, we asked Loso how he tackles this problem. “It is subjective & everyone has their own opinion of what makes them laugh. What one person finds hilarious might offend another? I find that the best humor is selfdeprecating & clever.” Loso exclaimed.

“It can be hard to find a good joke or funny story these days. With the internet, it’s easy to find anything you want to know about, but it’s just as easy for people to get insulted by something they read or see online.” He added. “This makes it difficult for comedians to create new material, without upsetting anyone in the process.”

Don’t you worry Loso, you’re doing a perfect job finding the proper boundaries, between offensive & humorous content & we look forward to you giving us much MORE

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spendit_like_iprintit #August2022 page #9 DMV Stand Up – We Winning… XXL Issa Takeover Magazine

#DMVillains yall know I love yunce to the moon & back, so here’s your 🅿️💲🅰️. (public service announcementaaaahuhh, in the voice of Spendit), I just don’t have his fancy glasses, that always puts the icing on the cake, in all his videos lol 😂. But, I gotta warn you, proceed to his page with caution ⚠️ & don’t go at all, if you have a weak bladder, because I’d hate to be the one who’ll have to say “I told you so”, once he makes you wet your pants 😂🤪🤣. But, if you think you can handle it, click the link & enjoy; I promise you won’t be disappointed 🎯

He is featured/showcased on page #9 of our #August2022 print. We coined him #AComedyGenius (pseudonym).

Ohhh yeah, he also has an extremely nice #partybus 🚌 for your upcoming events as well. Nonetheless, without further ado, let’s get into Mr. Spend It Like I Print It ✅

#MagazineWriteup: #AComedyGenius

Hey, my name is Nardo @spendit_like_iprintit Landy aka Mr 🅿💲🅰 & I’m an up & coming comedian, with a loud, ignorant style of comedy, (u may often hear me yell this, as a public service announcementaaaahuhh before a set , a joke or one of my IG videos. I was born & raised in Washington DC & when I’m not on stage telling jokes, I’m a father of 2 & I’m the CEO of @rideznvibez party bus & travel services.

“Comedy is my passion & I hope to make people laugh with my jokes. I have always been interested in comedy, but it wasn’t until I went to a comedy show, that I knew this was the career for me”, Spendit told us; when asked about his comedy inspiration. “The first question that comes to mind, is whether or not you are happy with your career choices so far. If you are, then congratulations! You have found a job that makes you feel fulfilled.” He added.

But, Comedian Spendit isn’t the path to success very steep? He chuckled & added, “Of course it is, but there are many paths that we can take, to find a footing in our career. It may be hard at first, but someone is always willing to help us on our journey.”

We hope your supporting pillars stay strong my man!

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Fatstackz #August2022 page #8 DMV Stand Up – We Winning… XXL Issa Takeover Magazine

#DMVillains We are pleased to introduce @fatstackz to some; who don’t know him. He is featured/showcased on page #8 of our #August2022 print. We coined him #MoneyStacker (pseudonym).

Without a shadow of doubt, he has an enormous catalog of music & we’ve taken the time to extract sum for your enjoyment 🎶🎵🎼

#MagazineWriteup: #MoneyStacker

Popular Releases: Alleyoop Stackz prod. by Kidd Slopes, Go Crazy ft. Yung Gleesh, Adam & Eve, and Too Much

My vision: Nothing changes if nothing changes. Hustle and learning is the only way to make it big.

Inspiration artists: 2 Chainz, Kid Cudi, Jay Z, Kascade, and Pharrell

Where I wanna be in 10 years?

“Filthy rich man. Super freaking rich. Oh, and also the best rapper this earth has seen”

Fatstackz, aside from being a hip-hop artist, is also a graphic designer, and songwriter. He began his career, working with U.E.B., a Go-Go band, where he was on the lead mic, he then used that structure, and moved on with his solo career, on the rap scene, to surface a new wave of music, for the youth in the DMV and worldwide. He has had the pleasure of working with some great artists, (30roc of ear drummers, Lightshow, Roger Beat, Killa Cal, Corbin Butler, Aunz, Jefe – Shy Glizzy, Big Flock, Judah Beatz, Phil Ade, DJ Alizay, and Yung Gleesh. He combines the nuances of street music with modern tunes that are the bread and butter for many social apps. Focusing on lyrical excellence, Fatstackz’s songs have received applause from a limited audience, hinting at an era of great success.

“If you want to be successful in hip hop, being a good rapper isn’t enough. You also need to be a good businessman, a good dancer, a good poet, and a good public speaker’’.The rapper said when asked about his artistic journey so far. “You also need to learn how to build a brand, how to network, and how to be a good leader; all the qualities of a good entertainer.”

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