Children, I am coming to DC to get married. Each of you take out your debit cards. I’m in love wit a dude I met on a dating site, we eventually became friends on Facebook, had long chats on a well-known web app. He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had two months of a meaningful relationship through Viber. Sooooooo, I need your Blessings, good wishes, and Imma need y’all financially because this time around I want a BIG/HUGE wedding. This is the kicker though: We’ve decided to get married on Twitter, have our honeymoon on Tango… Buy a couple children off Amazon; we gon pay for em through PayPal, and when I’m sick and tired and fed up with my new hubby… Imma sell him on eBay

Even if I were just gonna eat ALONE in my small space that’d be better than Nooooooo meal at ALL.

Ohhhhh how I miiiiisssssssssss my Mommy and Grandma right about now. First time EVER in my life where I’ll NOT have dinner (((TEARS))).

Then people wonder why you hate living at ALL… I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired SMH ggggrrrrrrhhhhhh!!! Lord Jesus Plllleeeeeaaaaassssseeee HHHEEEELLLLPPPP… TAKE the wheel… Lead, guide and direct me during these holidays that’ll bombard me back to back.

https://play.google.com/music/m/Tpvyumflepaqodwumqbok77uvmy?t=How_Deep_Is_Your_Love_Remastered_Version_-_Keith_Sweat

https://play.google.com/music/m/Twasjpp4b36x44ijkq74anphis4?t=At_Your_Best_You_Are_Love_-_Aaliyah

https://play.google.com/music/m/Tps72wn3uhjtgrbvvelu6sxiowq?t=I_m_In_Love_-_Ginuwine

https://play.google.com/music/m/T33f6uktfueqtn2oxahn22oyage?t=Laundromat_Radio_Edit_-_Nivea