Amazon TOTALLY DESTROYED my Mother’s Day πŸ˜’πŸ˜­πŸ˜”

Amazon has completely declined, tremendously, since I first started ordering from them, and here’s PROOF, from reputable sources. Don’t, just look at my review on Trustpilot, but rather rely on the other 10,248 disappointed customers. If that don’t convince you, let’s mosey right on over to Sitejabber, where 8,345 others share in my disgust and despair. Then, while we’re at it; just for Pete’s sake, let me “ALLOW” you, as they were trynna do me, with ordering again, to see their track record with the infamous Angie’s List smh, ain’t lπŸ‘€king to good for my dear OLD friend lol πŸ˜‚ lls🀣… While we’re having fun, and sipping our🍡, let’s check-in with the folk, over at Pissed ConsumerAmazon is such a great company, surely there’ll be NOTHING at all, to report on πŸ€”πŸ™„πŸ€£… Let’s see, let’s see βŒ›βŒšβ³Well golly gee… Looks like to me, somebody’s been buuusssyyy… Naughty, naughty, naughty!!! Welp, you’ve got one last chance… Absolutely NOT!!! ConsumerAffairs won’t have a bad bean on em at all. That’s my vote, and I’m sticking to it #PERIODTT Pooh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜˜… Let’s just say this… “Don’t count your chickens B4 they hatch”!!!

DAY 1: This happens…

They not only cancelled my order, but suspended my account as well smh πŸ˜’πŸ˜•πŸ˜©


More FUCKERY #LEAVEMEDAFUQALONEALREADY πŸ˜²πŸ˜±πŸ‘€
Order, to include my gorgeous Mother’s Day birthstone necklace #TREATINGMYSELF #ATLEASTITHOUGHT 😫😬😠

Amazon TOTALLY DESTROYED my Mother’s Day πŸ˜’πŸ˜­πŸ˜” Then had the audacity to realize that I was RIGHT the entire time smh, and gon “ALLOW” me to reorder… Are you FUCKIN serious right now??? Thanks but NO THANKS #IMBEYONDHURT #IWASLOYAL2YALL #NEVERAGAIN #IMOUT

I was so hurt, angry 😑, devastated, sad πŸ˜” and frustrated 😀… So, I wrote this: After all the years that I’ve spent thousands of dollars with this company, the treatment I received today is absolutely horrifying. I had to create a new account, because my Prime, through T-Mobile was messed up. Once I finally got it fixed, I ordered $631.81 worth of merchandise, and not only did they cancel my order, but they suspended my account as well smh. I can understand precautions, as it relates to the possibilities of fraud. But, for these companies, your mobile number, in so many ways, mimics your SSN, and we’re talking about a Fortune 500 company, you mean to tell me, there’s no system in place to cross reference accounts; regardless of the difference between emails and delivery addresses being used, while traveling. MY PHONE NUMBER has remained constant throughout the entire time. Never ever again will I allow anyone to get me crying mad, the way these reps did me today. I’m actually begging you to allow me to spend my money with you??? I’m the idiot lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣… But, I just didn’t feel like sitting down and surfing the web all over again, with another merchant. But, seeing that the day is gone, and mind you, my order was placed EARLIER, without resolve, looks like I have no other choice. I just hate that I lost Prime Video, and to keep it πŸ’―, I doubt I find that same Mother’s Day birthstone necklace elsewhere, but I can’t force them to cross check their own obviously out dated system, to work with a loyal customer, opposed to being a tremendous hindrance. Nonetheless, I’m comfortable within, that I waited long enough, and for whatever reason, it just wasn’t meant for me to spend with them, and I’m okay with that πŸ‘ŒπŸ™„πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ’―πŸ’ͺ

Day 2: Lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣 Amazon sends their “apology” #FOH #MISSMEWITDABULLSHIT

Ohhhhhhh, so you wanna shπŸ‘€t me in my pinky toe #LLS #LOL #ROTMFFLMFBAO

To the aforementioned fuctardz… Oops, I mean Amazon check dis here out… Ya figure deal me… I was just going to forget about it entirely and merely reinstate my Prime Video account, which is free thru my mobile carrier, or I most certainly WOULD NOT be using it, even if it were the last company on the face of the world, and that’s from the bottom of my heart.

Let me say this, I’m hard hard, and I do mean tough as steel frfr. But, when I’m crushed on the inside, the way these people done me, it’ll take like 10 to 12 Benadryls, for me to just take a long sleep, and then wake up refreshed, and cut off all ties with the entity, in order for me to be full throttle again smh. On sum RNS, I feel like an exonoree, who just laid down for 25 years, for sum I clearly didn’t do smh, and the tears “LITERALLY” will not stop; and it’s sickening. I guess, it hurts like this, because of the bond/rapport I built with the company lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣… The only good that’ll come from this, is I won’t make it to the hoarder TV show after all.

But, I better cut this vent off, I can hear my middle daughter now lol, like Ma I told you time and time again to stop writing novels when you’re sad lol. For one, those billionaires don’t give 2 shits about losing your lil bit of money Sus, and secondly, if you did have a valid point to expound upon, you lose people by rambling, and thus your entire attempt becomes null and void smh. “Take it as a learning experience and keep it moving”, which I will. But, my children don’t understand, and neither will it ever resonate with them, because they don’t suffer with my same ailments, and TBH, if it don’t be by the Grace of God, sometimes, the smallest thing can enhance my depression, and reignite suicide ideation, a stark reality, that my babies love to keep onna hush hush, all over again smh, and although I’m aiight right about now, the one fact that still remains, is the disheartening fact that with Amazon Prime delivery, there’s either a guaranteed next day or 2 day delivery, and all those gorgeous items, I was so excited about, will NEVER arrive, and guess what, I still never boosted myself up enough to place another order elsewhere, because they totally tore down my momentum, and I honestly could care less about Mother’s Day now smh. I mean my necklace was so freekin beautiful too πŸ˜­πŸ˜’πŸ˜”, and would you know, I’ve wanted it for 34 years, and to have them destroy that for me TOTALLY DISTURBS ME… But, they win, I’m done venting lol, I can’t see to type anymore anyhow, because the waterfall has begun again smh. So, I’ll leave with this, I just Pray that this company changes its policy, with the realization that, they can’t see into the hearts and minds of their consumers; behind the scenes. Who could be very fragile, and to have rude mean reps, answering their phones, and the customer trying their hardest, to plea their case, only for all their efforts to fall on deaf ears, is really wrong on so many disheartening levels, is overly ridiculous. Like with my case at hand. You see, they had the audacity to realize I was right the entire time, and I’m literally crying to both the rep and THE SUPERVISOR, only to be shut out, and you tell me to go through all the changes of reordering… You can’t be serious?!? Lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣… Thanks, but NO THANKS #RANTOVER

But, since dis here site belongs to da one and mutha FUCKIN only #CertifiedSTEPPAH sometimes referred to as #shootahdcpassion, I get to say what dafuq I want lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣, and not have to rely on Faggot Facebook, Idiotic Instagram and neither do I give 2 fuckz bout Tweeking Ass Twitter… Imma #selfmade BITCH… Fuck, yall ain’t get da memo πŸ“ πŸ—’οΈ ❓ ❔ ❓… Now, as I was saying: #PSA #FYI dummies, yall played ya mutha FUCKIN selves lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣… Cause, erry email, delivery 🚚 address, REGARDLESS, of the mutha FUCKIN “ship to” NAME, associated wit (202) 270-2507 was ALL ME #PUSSIEZ… #SOFUCKYOU #IMLAUGHING@YOUFUCKNIGGAZ #ALLDAWAY2DABANK & nahhhhhh #IONWANNATALK… #putemonnashirt4Passion #pressemout4Passion #diamondzinnawatch30innaglock #unFUCKINbelievablePUSSIEZ #makeyourfamilywearyouruglyass #pluckemoff4Passion

Please don’t TRIP, FUCK round getcha kinfolk FLIPT #yerrensher #CertifiedSTEPPAH #shootahdcpassion

Please don’t TRIP, FUCK round getcha kinfolk FLIPT #yerrensher #CertifiedSTEPPAH #shootahdcpassion

Please don’t TRIP, FUCK round getcha kinfolk FLIPT #yerrensher #CertifiedSTEPPAH #shootahdcpassion

I gotta clip & a drum… I got my reasonz
U say U luv me… U say U ridin… I gotta C it… So hard 2 luv, So hard 2 trust… I got my reasonz… Put in sum work, Go do sum dirt… Make me believe

I can’t trust a thang so I keep a flame… I nevah know who outchere plottin… Since all da change dey look at me strange… I feel like dey watchin 2 rob me

Streets made me lose my mind… I cannot waste no time… I was always frontline… U cannot play wit my life… Killahz on U same night

πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ #yerrensher #dc4life #CertifiedSTEPPAH #shootahdcpassion #SLAP #dcornothing #footonyallnecks #dcstandup #disBITCHdangerous #realkillazmoveinsilence #millionairemindset #pluckemoff4Passion #putemonnashirt4Passion #pressemout4Passion #diamondzinnawatch30innaglock #unFUCKINbelievablePUSSIEZ #makeyourfamilywearyouruglyass

Epic asf… DC police 🚨 πŸ›‘ πŸ’₯ πŸ’’ πŸ’« πŸŒ‹ 😱 πŸŒŸ

When A BITCH was 11 I turned 13… Cause Iont FUCK wit 12 #yerrensher #CertifiedSTEPPAH #shootahdcpassion

When A BITCH was 11… I bust 13 wide dafuq open… Cause iont FUCK wit 1️⃣2️⃣ Dis old asf #yadig… But will always be EPIC as a mutha fuckah 2 me #okkkkrrrrttt

Yo yo yo yo… πŸ€” DAFUQ up witcha πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ #putemonnashirt4Passion #pluckemoff4Passion #pressemout4Passion

Things Dat Make You Go… πŸ€” Lol lls rotmfflmao ctfu πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ 😡 😲 😲 😲 😡 😡… gπŸ‘€d 2 da last drop πŸ’§ It just gets BETTER wit time ⌚ πŸ‘ŒπŸ€“πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‘πŸ™ŒπŸ’•β€οΈπŸ’—πŸ˜˜πŸ’žπŸ™ƒπŸ™πŸ˜‡πŸ’–πŸ’‹πŸ‘ #applyingpressure #AyeMoeKill #dc4life #dcornothing #dcstandup #footonyallnecks #disBITCHdangerous #ionwannatalk #makeyourfamilywearyouruglyass #realkillazmoveinsilence … Don’t make me wipeanigganose… STAYWOKE… enjoylifesmileerryday… PERIODTT πŸ‘Œβš°οΈβš±οΈπŸ˜΅πŸ’―πŸ˜²πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ˜ πŸ™πŸ‘ P mutha fuckin SA #getdastrap #ionwannatalk #PERIODTT #THANKCHU

πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ #yerrensher #dc4life #CertifiedSTEPPAH #shootahdcpassion #SLAP #dcornothing #footonyallnecks #dcstandup #disBITCHdangerous #realkillazmoveinsilence #millionairemindset #pluckemoff4Passion #putemonnashirt4Passion #pressemout4Passion #diamondzinnawatch30innaglock #unFUCKINbelievablePUSSIEZ #makeyourfamilywearyouruglyass

I’m inna trenchez where niggaz get HURT, wrong move put U onna SHIRT #yerrensher #CertifiedSTEPPAH #shootahdcpassion

I’m inna trenchez where niggaz get HURT, wrong move put U onna SHIRT

πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ #yerrensher #dc4life #CertifiedSTEPPAH #shootahdcpassion #SLAP #dcornothing #footonyallnecks #dcstandup #disBITCHdangerous #realkillazmoveinsilence #millionairemindset #pluckemoff4Passion #putemonnashirt4Passion #pressemout4Passion #diamondzinnawatch30innaglock #unFUCKINbelievablePUSSIEZ #makeyourfamilywearyouruglyass

My niggaz don’t know dis, but sometimes, I ride low key wit a big iron

On life Imma GO when it’s crunch time ⌚

#AyeMoeKill, on God I’m real livin a CATCH 22 type life smh πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”… So, u get mad 😑 asf dat nobody ain’t FUCKIN witcha, PROMISE 2 whack errybody who even attempt πŸ˜±πŸ˜¬πŸ™„, then da next mornin, dat ass right back sad πŸ˜” cause u wake dafuq up lonely & miserable one more again lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣… Yall may think I’m trippin, but I’m startin to feel like I’m Bipolar or sum grrrhhhh πŸ˜©πŸ˜•πŸ˜

First, I’m like just call dat shit INTROVERTIISH… Yous a unique suave ass BITCH anyways frfr rotflmao πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ’ž, patent dat shit & #livelifesmilerryday… FUCK who don’t get it, dey nevah have & don’t evah, nevah, evah, evah, evah, evah give 2 FUCKZ if dey nevah do… Dey fucktardz any FUCKIN way #yerrensher

One thing 4sho & 2 mutha FUCKIN things 4 certain, u boutta host da BIGGEST extravaganza evah, for da only real mutha FUCKIN person livin & dats all dafuq dat mattahz inna here & now #SLAP

But, 4 all da rest of u brainless, spineless & deranged lunatic mutha fuckahz… Fuck u, ur ugly dirty ass mama & ur gray head greasy grandma 2… Now, stick dat shit in ur FUCKIN crack pipe & smoke it BITCHEZ lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣

#Ionwannatalk cause yous a cold bitch, and I don’t associate wit FUCKIN amateurz, I can’t stand dat ass #andioop, like why even open ur stupid ass mouth πŸ‘„ & lie πŸ€₯ 2 Lette “love 😍 u” “miss u πŸ’–”… Bitch STFU πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š… make a bitch FUCKIN regurgitate; right dafuq in ur lyin ass face πŸ˜”… Real is when u run dafuq up & spit dat TRILL shit… “Uhhhhhhhh Passion, on sum RNS… I can’t stand u & waitin 4 u 2 tap dafuq out” lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣… Dat soundz gπŸ‘€dah then a muhfuckah huhhh rotmfflmfbao… All except 4 one stark reality PUSSIEZ… Imma Certified mutha FUCKIN Steppah lol lol lol lol lol lol lol… Now get dat dollar bill ass dafuq up out Patti mutha FUCKIN Patz face 4 I make change… Ohhhhhhh, & B4 I slide… Remembah, don’t hit my FUCKIN hip… Cause I’m #RelentlessamuthaFUCKINgain pussy ASS BITCHEZ… memo FUCKIN #2

#dcornothing #certifiedsteppah #yerrensher #dc4life #dcstandup #putemonnashirt4passion #pluckemoff4passion #pressemout4passion #shootahdcpassion #savagemode #millionairemindset #footonyallnecks #slap #diamondzinnawatch30innaglock #makeyourfamilywearyouruglyass #disBITCHdangerous #realkillazmoveinsilence

#suicideisreal #mentalhealthkills πŸ˜’πŸ˜­πŸ€’

Looking at my life RIGHT NOW… I know for a fact, if people knew they could say it, and not get FUCKED up, they’d openly comment “OMG, just do it already, I’m tired of your back and forth wolf tickets”… Sure, it’s annoying to see crazy things on PEOPLE’S time lines, but know, that PEOPLE’S is emphasized BOLDLY for a REASON… As a matter of fact, let’s do one better… PEOPLES’ spelt that way, shows full FUCKIN ownership… Leaving critics, who don’t want their FUCKIN brains blown dafuq out, to do nuttin but hit dat FUCKIN friend button, da opposite way, and shut dafuq up or block da mutha fuckah forever, if you don’t like whatcha see lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣… Moving dafuq along… Now dat we’ve set Lettez Laundry List!!! πŸ‘ŒπŸ™ƒπŸ‘

Over the past few months I’ve been studying suicide ideation, medicines, mental illnesses, and why people FUCKIN hate me, which BTW… I frankly don’t give 2 FUCKZ, but you already know that rotmfflmfbao πŸ˜πŸ’•πŸ˜˜

But, during this lil time that I’ve spent, trynna figure out why, outta 7 FUCKIN children, I had to be the only idiot, I keep hearing fake ass family members, of people who dipped dafuq out onna whole uncaring bunch, actually having da audacity to LIE πŸ€₯ “but I didn’t have a clue”… “there were no warning signs”… “I wish I could have one more moment wit em”… Bitch shut dafuq up, that’s FUCKIN bullshit and you know it #nocap πŸ™„

Your geekin ass didn’t give no FUCKZ then and frfr dat ass happy asf now, just pissed you gets nuttin from it lmfao πŸ˜‚… Stick a FUCKIN fork in it dummy, cause insurance companies don’t pay out to selfish mutha fuckahz, who claim to care, but only call da ill πŸ€’ when dey need sum… Yesssss yes yes, I said it right smh, I’m really combing through my FUCKIN call log and texts, and can see that, for me, the only times, which ain’t many, that anybody I useta call family, contacted Patti Pat, was when a bitch had dat bag lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣… Now dat I’m broke asf, I’m nuttin more than a FUCKIN castaway grrrhhhh… Boy, does dat shit hurt like a mutha fuckah πŸ‘Š πŸ‘Š πŸ‘Š

UnFUCKINbelievable, da father has a damn nerve to claim that his FUCKIN son was “inconsiderate”… You can’t be FUCKIN serious, you bitch ass nigga, if I were close to you, I’d make you eat those FUCKIN words my nigga… Especially, when all you mutha fuckahz had to pause, scan da FUCKIN room, and wonder, wow, when was da last time any of us checked on him lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣… Yous a cold bitch for dat Bob πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€”

Leave a letter??? FOH, wit dat rah rah bullshit, for what Jackass??? Dafuq you gon frame da mutha fuckah, and add it to your fake ass shrine, to pretend, one FUCKIN day, like you gave a fuck??? Nigga, miss me wit da fuckery, doctors don’t care, family can care less, friends care lesser, and the medicine merely teaches you how to stop playin wit da shit, and finally FUCKIN get something right lol πŸ˜‚ lls 🀣… Last time your dumb ass only took 87 pills, and you real did it right inna presence of people, who might have been questioned, if dey turned da blind eye… Dis time Tuutz “Double Dafuq Up” and get low on em 😒 😒 😒… How dare a mutha fuckah hit my hip, dat didn’t do it, even 24 mutha FUCKIN hours B4 memo #1

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#AyeMoeKill on my mutha fuckin Mama all u wild niggaz & geekin BITCHEZ… Who think it’s aiight 2 be a fuckin BILL COLLECTAH… πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” PLEASE know yall irri asf… βš°οΈβš±οΈπŸ’―… Stop πŸ›‘ 🚫 β›” gettin round da BLOCK #okkkkrrrrttt dafuq wrong witcha πŸ‘ŠπŸΏπŸ‘ŠπŸΏπŸ‘ŠπŸΏ Dats exactly why dis shitznik happened lol lls rotmfflmao ctfu 😊 😊😊… Fuckin caught a BITCH on her SAVAGE SHIT… Woke dafuq up in BEAST MODE… Fuckin 🀑🀑🀑 now I guaran mutha fuckin tee dat ass won’t fuck wit an UNCIVILIZED BITCH again #THANKCHU #BIGFACTS #applyingpressure #footonyallnecks #pressemout4Passion #disBITCHdangerous #pluckemoff4Passion #putemonnashirt4Passion